Post by DoinK@USWest on Jan 24, 2006 22:31:42 GMT -5
There I was, traveling through space, when my left engine went out. POW! It had been hit by a meteorite! Oh no! Trying to get control of the shuttle, I crash landed on Mars. Luckily, there was air on mars that I was able to breathe and sustain myself long enough for my flight crew to send me an emergancy backup shuttle. Aha! I had planned to travel for 3 weeks, so I brought food and water! Ahahaha, take that you Mars scum with no easy-to-access source of water, and no lifeforms! Wait.. what's this? Oh yeah, there was a lifeform.. I called him Mr. Phreak.
I named this lifeform Mr. Phreak because of his odd-shaped body. This creature was one heck of a dude! Because of almost no food source on Mars, Mr. Phreak lived off of a regenerating tail! How is this? Well, because of the minerals in Mar's wind, and solar radiation from the sun, Mr. Phreak's tail grows back about twice a day! Isn't that something? Because Mars's winds are so strong, Mr. Phreak has Nylon (I believe that's what it is) skin, to keep its body warm. I also heard it cough before, so I automatically assumed it was breathing in the air from Mars with lungs, used to pump oxygen throughout its body. Isn't that something!
Now.. where would such an odd creature like this live in a cold desert (compared to Earth's temperature) like Mars? Well, Mars has lots of large rocks that I noticed Mr. Phreak tended to dig through with his razor sharp claws. I assume he made his home here.. there wasn't much else for a place that a creature like this could get a good nights' rest. Wow, it must be hard living the way he does!
Another problem on Mars is the large craters. Boy, that would suck to fall into one of those! I assume that this is why Mr. Phreak has 6 eyes. Well, if there's one creature, there's got to be a predator of some kind, right? Well, there is! The evil chickenoids on Mars are about 10 feet tall and enjoy a tasting meal of a Phreak once in a great while. So, without eyes, Mr. Phreak would have never been noticed by me, if you get what I'm saying.
So, on my crash landing to Mars I spent pretty much my whole time studying Mr. Phreak. After a few days, my shuttle arrived, and I rode home with this wild story I'm sharing with you. I hope you enjoyed it, and tell it to your peers some day!
The End
I named this lifeform Mr. Phreak because of his odd-shaped body. This creature was one heck of a dude! Because of almost no food source on Mars, Mr. Phreak lived off of a regenerating tail! How is this? Well, because of the minerals in Mar's wind, and solar radiation from the sun, Mr. Phreak's tail grows back about twice a day! Isn't that something? Because Mars's winds are so strong, Mr. Phreak has Nylon (I believe that's what it is) skin, to keep its body warm. I also heard it cough before, so I automatically assumed it was breathing in the air from Mars with lungs, used to pump oxygen throughout its body. Isn't that something!
Now.. where would such an odd creature like this live in a cold desert (compared to Earth's temperature) like Mars? Well, Mars has lots of large rocks that I noticed Mr. Phreak tended to dig through with his razor sharp claws. I assume he made his home here.. there wasn't much else for a place that a creature like this could get a good nights' rest. Wow, it must be hard living the way he does!
Another problem on Mars is the large craters. Boy, that would suck to fall into one of those! I assume that this is why Mr. Phreak has 6 eyes. Well, if there's one creature, there's got to be a predator of some kind, right? Well, there is! The evil chickenoids on Mars are about 10 feet tall and enjoy a tasting meal of a Phreak once in a great while. So, without eyes, Mr. Phreak would have never been noticed by me, if you get what I'm saying.
So, on my crash landing to Mars I spent pretty much my whole time studying Mr. Phreak. After a few days, my shuttle arrived, and I rode home with this wild story I'm sharing with you. I hope you enjoyed it, and tell it to your peers some day!
The End
